69 Signs You Live on a Boat
stumbled upon this list Sleeping in a house makes you feel claustrophobic because there isn’t a hatch overhead to look at the stars. You know smaller is actually sometimes better. You find yourself bleeding from random places at random times. You and your girlfriend define “taking a break” as moving about six feet apart and looking in opposite directions. You avoid telling people you live on a boat just so you don’t have to explain to them how you shower… again. You are…